We spent 12 minutes in the demo. Signed for two units. One was for us, one for the guest house-because if we love it that much, our friends should too.

Used to wake up mad. Now I wake up to jazz and mist.

Tried one shower. Bought two for rentals for my listings. Guests ask for ‘the Alexa bath’ by name.

My girlfriend said, This is what hotels wish they could do. I said, This is what homes should do. She hasn't stopped talking about it.

My knees don't bend like they used to-yet I walked in, sat on that warm seat, and the bidet flushed itself when I was done. Felt like the house was polite.

I told the girl at the demo, Show me the lights. She just smiled, said good night, and everything dimmed. I went home, told my wife we were remodeling. No discussion.

Grandkids came over, said alexa spa escape... the shower started, lights turned blue, steam rolled out like a movie. They filmed the whole thing on their tiktok app. I'm the cool grandpa now.